T-Shirt — "Everything I enjoy is either illegal, immoral or fattening" Funny Quote Tee

Light, honest, and a little wicked — this tee speaks the truth with a dry wink. A simple, centered line of text reads “Everything I enjoy is either illegal, immoral or fattening,” paired with a small shrugging silhouette. It settles into your wardrobe as a casual conversation starter: wear it while grabbing coffee, lounging with friends, or slipping it on for a low-key night out. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit keep the vibe effortless. It’s for people who appreciate deadpan humor and don’t take themselves too seriously. The white canvas keeps the black printed text crisp and readable, so the message lands every time.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar to retain shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder twill tape for durability and reduced stretching
- DTG and DTF printing used for crisp, detailed front and sleeve/neck prints; tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Ethically sourced US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified; meets safety and EU warranty standards

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat