Hoodie — "Awake! But not alert" Relaxed College Humor Hoodie

This relaxed hoodie is a quietly honest companion for slow mornings and low-energy days. Soft, medium-heavy fabric and a roomy kangaroo pocket create a warm, comforting shell while the understated text — “Awake! But not alert / Please respect this difficult time” — speaks directly to anyone who wants to wear their mood with calm humor. The loose fit and drawstring hood make it easy to layer over tees or pajamas, and the clean, forest-green color keeps the vibe grounded and wearable. It’s the kind of hoodie you reach for when you need comfort without fuss, a wearable note to yourself (and others) that today calls for gentle patience.

Product features
- Side seams for structure and longer-lasting shape
- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstring and metal grommets
- Large kangaroo pocket to warm hands and hold essentials
- Medium-heavy ringspun cotton/poly blend for softness and durability (fiber mix varies by color)
- Loose fit with tear-away label; runs true to size; ethically certified (WRAP, Sedex, PETA)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean