Funny Quote Sweatshirt — "Everything I Enjoy Is Either Illegal, Immoral or Fattening" Crewneck

Soft, roomy, and quietly witty — this sweatshirt carries a clever line across the chest that reads: “Everything I enjoy is either illegal, immoral or fattening.” It’s printed on a medium‑heavy knit that holds its shape while feeling substantial and comfortable. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, at low‑key gatherings where sarcasm lands best, or layered under a coat for brisk walks. The understated black text on a clean backdrop keeps the look minimalist but conversational — like an inside joke you’re happy to share. The fit is relaxed without slouching, the collar and cuffs stay put, and the tear‑away label keeps the neck irritation‑free. This is for people who appreciate dry humor, laidback style, and clothes that feel lived‑in from day one.

Product features
- Side seams for structure and longer wear
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention
- Necktape for a stable, comfortable neckline
- Medium‑heavy fabric (≈280 g/m²); cotton/polyester blends by color
- Tear‑away label; stylish fit that runs true to size

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean