Funny Quote Sweatshirt – “Everything I enjoy is either illegal, immoral, or fattening” Crewneck

This cozy sweatshirt carries a dry, witty voice—’Everything I enjoy is either illegal, immoral, or fattening’—set in warm yellow on a deep forest-green background. Its mid-weight fabric and structured side seams give it a lived-in look that keeps shape through frequent wear. The ribbed collar and cuffs hold their stretch, while the tear-away label keeps the neckline comfortable. Wear it when you want to laugh at your own guilty pleasures, curl up with friends, or make a low-key statement at casual gatherings.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 280 g/m² fabric for warmth and durability
- Side seams for lasting shape and a structured fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and necktape for comfort and stability
- Cotton-poly blend (ratios vary by color) with a tear-away label
- Runs true to size with a stylish, relaxed fit

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean