Awake But Not Alert Sweatshirt – Funny Morning Coffee Crewneck

This cozy sweatshirt speaks quiet humor and gentle boundaries. Soft, midweight fabric wraps you in warmth while the simple, tongue-in-cheek text — “Awake! But not alert. Please respect this difficult time” — announces a gentle need for peace without drama. The relaxed silhouette and ribbed collar settle into everyday routines: slow mornings with a mug, late-night reading by lamp light, or low-key errands when you want comfort and a little self-expression. The muted green and minimalist design keep it subtle, letting the message sit like a private, understanding nod between wearer and onlooker. Wear it when you need to move through the day at your own pace and let others know you’re present but conserving energy.

Product features
- Medium-heavy fabric (9.9 oz/yd²) for warmth and structure
- Side seams for lasting shape and better fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and necktape for comfort and stretch retention
- Blend options vary by color (mainly 80% cotton / 20% polyester) and meet EU REACH standards
- Tear-away label, stylish fit, and runs true to size

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean