Awake But Not Alert Sweatshirt — Funny Coffee Lover Crewneck

This cozy sweatshirt wears its mood with a wry smile. Soft, medium‑heavy fabric and a relaxed, stylish fit make it a go-to layer for slow mornings and quiet cups of coffee. The front print reads: “Awake! But not alert — Please respect this difficult time,” capturing the gentle honesty of anyone who functions best after a second pour. It sits comfortably over loungewear or jeans, offering warmth without bulk and a little personal humor that says “approach with caffeine.” Carefully constructed with side seams, a ribbed knit collar, and necktape for lasting shape, it feels like a dependable companion through groggy commutes, weekend errands, or low‑energy meetups. Runs true to size and made from a cotton‑blend that balances breathability and durability, this sweatshirt keeps its look wash after wash while staying soft against the skin.

Product features
- Medium‑heavy cotton‑blend (varies by color) for warmth and durability
- Side seams and ribbed knit collar retain shape over time
- Necktape stabilizes the neck seam for comfort and reduced stretching
- Tear‑away label and stylish, true‑to‑size fit
- Meets EU REACH standards; adult sizing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean