Awake But Not Alert Coffee Mug — Funny Morning Ceramic Mug (11oz, 15oz)

Mug-sized honesty for slow mornings. This glossy ceramic cup carries a small, wry message and a tiny steaming cup illustration that reads: “Awake! But not alert — Please respect this difficult time.” It’s the kind of mug that speaks for you when words are scarce: gentle, slightly sarcastic, and quietly human. Hold it during first sips, on the commute, or beside a laptop while you warm up into the day. The bright print stays crisp over time thanks to a durable ORCA coating, and the comfortable C-shaped handle keeps your grip steady through long coffee breaks.

Made for adults who move at coffee speed: those who appreciate blunt humor, low-effort mornings, and mugs that set a tone without interrupting the ritual. Use it on rough mornings, slow weekend starts, small office battles, or as a companion during late-night shifts — it’s a small, relatable signal that you’re present but not ready for conversation.

Product features
- Bright, durable ORCA-coated print for crisp colors
- Glossy white ceramic available in 11oz and 15oz
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for everyday use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free
- Complies with safety standards (FDA CPG Sec 545.400; CSC)

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap