{"product_id":"funny-quote-tote-bag-everything-i-enjoy-is-either-illegal-immoral-or-fattening-cotton-shopper","title":"Funny Quote Tote Bag — \"Everything I Enjoy Is Either Illegal, Immoral or Fattening\" Cotton Shopper","description":"Lightweight and cheeky, this 100% cotton tote whispers a private joke while carrying your everyday essentials. The front bears a small, centered text reading “Everything I enjoy is either illegal, immoral or fattening” above a tiny shrugging figure — subtle from afar, wry up close. The slim, flat construction slips under coats and into lockers. Reinforced handle stitching keeps the straps steady when you sling in groceries, a paperback, or studio supplies. Choose a vibrant color to let the message pop or keep it classic white for a quiet, dry wit that travels anywhere.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCarry it to market runs, book club nights, or city strolls when you want a little laugh that only certain friends will get. The extra-light fabric feels breezy on warm days and folds down small for commuting. Made with REACH-certified materials and strong, smooth cotton fibers, this tote blends everyday practicality with a touch of mischievous personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton — strong, smooth fabric for clean printing\u003cbr\u003e- Design printed on both sides for full-expression options\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced handle stitching for extra durability\u003cbr\u003e- Extra-light 4.13 oz\/yd² fabric that folds and packs easily\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction with vibrant color choices\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Hand wash only. Let the bag air dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Grey","offer_id":52943143010571,"sku":"31444803484504758632","price":23.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Lime","offer_id":52943143043339,"sku":"14372027054170847409","price":23.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Orange","offer_id":52943143076107,"sku":"29964612248307835130","price":23.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":52943143108875,"sku":"18031368924998426124","price":23.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0938\/0574\/0299\/files\/3206510044456506053_2048.jpg?v=1772558166","url":"https:\/\/spectacularly-special.com\/products\/funny-quote-tote-bag-everything-i-enjoy-is-either-illegal-immoral-or-fattening-cotton-shopper","provider":"Spectacularly Special Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}