{"product_id":"funny-quote-mouse-pad-everything-i-enjoy-is-either-illegal-immoral-or-fattening-non-slip-gaming-pad","title":"Funny Quote Mouse Pad — \"Everything I enjoy is either illegal, immoral or fattening\" Non-Slip Gaming Pad","description":"A compact, cheeky desk companion that brings personality to any workspace. This non-slip mouse pad features a bold, witty quote in warm yellow on a deep black background, paired with a small shrugging silhouette — a dry, self-aware touch for those who laugh at life’s little contradictions. The low-profile 3mm thickness gives a smooth glide for both optical and laser mice while the natural rubber backing keeps the pad firmly in place during intense sessions. Built with vibrant dye-sublimation printing and anti-fray edges, it stays crisp and resilient through daily use and quick cleanups. It’s the kind of small, sly detail that sparks a grin during long workdays, late-night gaming, or casual browsing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable polyester top with 100% natural rubber non-slip backing\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid, long-lasting printed design with anti-fray stitched edges\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth 0.1\" (3mm) surface for effortless mouse tracking\u003cbr\u003e- Supports both optical and laser mice; one compact size (9.5\"×8\")\u003cbr\u003e- Easy to clean, abrasion- and tear-resistant construction\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9.5\" × 8\"","offer_id":52943145173259,"sku":"27366082932733348739","price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0938\/0574\/0299\/files\/6556678227501655355_2048.jpg?v=1772558202","url":"https:\/\/spectacularly-special.com\/products\/funny-quote-mouse-pad-everything-i-enjoy-is-either-illegal-immoral-or-fattening-non-slip-gaming-pad","provider":"Spectacularly Special Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}