{"product_id":"funny-non-slip-mouse-pad-everything-i-enjoy-is-either-illegal-immoral-or-fattening","title":"Funny Non-Slip Mouse Pad — \"Everything I Enjoy Is Either Illegal, Immoral or Fattening\"","description":"A compact, personality-packed mouse pad that brings a wry sense of humor to any desk. The smooth polyester surface showcases a simple, bold black-on-white design reading “Everything I enjoy is either illegal, immoral or fattening,” with a small shrugging silhouette below. It sits on a textured natural rubber base that grips firmly so your mouse movements stay steady during work, browsing, or gaming. Lightweight and low-profile at 3mm thick, this pad keeps wrist position comfortable without getting in the way. The anti-fray stitched edges and vivid print quality mean the message stays crisp through daily use and cleaning. Place it on a home office, dorm room, or gaming setup to add personality and a knowing smile to long sessions at the desk.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable polyester top with vivid, high-contrast print\u003cbr\u003e- Natural rubber non-slip backing keeps pad firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth 3mm surface supports optical and laser mice for precise tracking\u003cbr\u003e- Anti-fray stitched edges for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Compact 9.5\" × 8\" size — thin, easy to clean, and travel-friendly\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9.5\" × 8\"","offer_id":52943147893003,"sku":"14767012550318284039","price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0938\/0574\/0299\/files\/3258967765258347544_2048.jpg?v=1772558125","url":"https:\/\/spectacularly-special.com\/products\/funny-non-slip-mouse-pad-everything-i-enjoy-is-either-illegal-immoral-or-fattening","provider":"Spectacularly Special Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}