{"product_id":"awake-but-not-alert-coffee-mug-funny-morning-ceramic-mug-11oz-15oz","title":"Awake But Not Alert Coffee Mug — Funny Morning Ceramic Mug (11oz, 15oz)","description":"Mug-sized honesty for slow mornings. This glossy ceramic cup carries a small, wry message and a tiny steaming cup illustration that reads: “Awake! But not alert — Please respect this difficult time.” It’s the kind of mug that speaks for you when words are scarce: gentle, slightly sarcastic, and quietly human. Hold it during first sips, on the commute, or beside a laptop while you warm up into the day. The bright print stays crisp over time thanks to a durable ORCA coating, and the comfortable C-shaped handle keeps your grip steady through long coffee breaks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for adults who move at coffee speed: those who appreciate blunt humor, low-effort mornings, and mugs that set a tone without interrupting the ritual. Use it on rough mornings, slow weekend starts, small office battles, or as a companion during late-night shifts — it’s a small, relatable signal that you’re present but not ready for conversation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Bright, durable ORCA-coated print for crisp colors\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy white ceramic available in 11oz and 15oz\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for everyday use\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e- Complies with safety standards (FDA CPG Sec 545.400; CSC)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":52943080784139,"sku":"27287390669380610946","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":52943080816907,"sku":"17841471567815748812","price":15.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0938\/0574\/0299\/files\/8927136060325640782_2048.jpg?v=1772557969","url":"https:\/\/spectacularly-special.com\/products\/awake-but-not-alert-coffee-mug-funny-morning-ceramic-mug-11oz-15oz","provider":"Spectacularly Special Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}