{"product_id":"awake-but-not-alert-coffee-mouse-pad-funny-non-slip-desk-mousepad","title":"Awake But Not Alert Coffee Mouse Pad — Funny Non‑Slip Desk Mousepad","description":"Mornings are slow for some of us. This mouse pad speaks that quiet truth with a wry little coffee cup illustration and the message: “Awake! But not alert — Please respect this difficult time.” The compact mat brings a soft, smooth glide for optical or laser mice and sits steady on your desk thanks to a grippy rubber base. Its crisp, high-contrast print keeps the joke readable through daily use, while anti-fray edges help it look neat over time. Tuck it beside your keyboard or under your favorite mug to mark your workspace as a gentle zone where caffeine and patience are required.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable polyester top with 100% natural rubber non-slip backing\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-resolution print that resists fading\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth surface for effortless optical and laser mouse tracking\u003cbr\u003e- 0.1\" (3mm) thickness with anti-fray stitched edges\u003cbr\u003e- One compact size: 9.5\" × 8\" (24.1cm × 20.3cm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9.5\" × 8\"","offer_id":52943080718603,"sku":"27430015368017080123","price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0938\/0574\/0299\/files\/16187096409975994660_2048.jpg?v=1772557964","url":"https:\/\/spectacularly-special.com\/products\/awake-but-not-alert-coffee-mouse-pad-funny-non-slip-desk-mousepad","provider":"Spectacularly Special Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}